My goal is to do a newspaper about something.
I was eating breakfast and as uasual I read the newspaper, there was a picture that had 2 shoes and a pants upside down in a lake it said: DEAD PERSON IN LAKE. I was like WHAT, it also said:
This person died when fishing he was catching a fish apparently a piranha ate his body and the legs were upside down. Massive amounts of water went the planks to fish. I went to work and everyone was talking about it I ask who was it they said I think it was your wife…